General Gayoom defies the Bible, the Quran and Science

General Maumoon Abdul Gayoom, the dictator of Maldives, a small island archipelago in Indian Ocean, has defied the notion in the Torah, Bible and Quran that God created Adam as the first human being.

“I was born first,” Gayoom told reporters in a rare press conference, when he was questioned about using the resources of state and government funds for his campaign to be elected for a seventh consecutive five-year term.

“Then Nasreena was created out of his ribs. They lived happily in Theemuge, swimming in the pool, and eating the fruits imported from Europe and Singapore. They were forbidden from eating the fruit of the mango tree. Then the satan told them they could stay in Theemuge forever if……..” Dheenuge Magu, Volume XVVV